shows up to the meme 15 minutes late with shitty edits
At least two of these made me cringe with laughter, so mission accomplished, I’d say.
i feel so uncomfortable
what the fuck is this
More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women
it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s
OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
i officially like animals more than people
I’m with the little green widget guy!
it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever
Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these
double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?
This is fucking amazing to me…
See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?
#seriously#they weren’t kidding how kids will play with anything they see#one of my cousins was messing with matches once#almost burn himself#lock up your stuff#hide it properly#PLEASE (via archmasterjazzy)
my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.
Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.
Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.